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Taintlight (2009)

"Evil lurks in the darkest nether regions..."

2.720091h 1mEN
ComedyHorror

Directed by Chris Seaver

Rating

2.7/10

Runtime

1h 1m

Language

EN

Release

November 17, 2009

Director

Chris Seaver

Official Trailer

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Overview

The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for...

Cast

Meredith Host

Meredith Host

Stella

Kurt Indovina

Kurt Indovina

Edgar

Billy Garberina

Billy Garberina

Tobius / Raoul

Jason McCall

Jason McCall

T-Bone

Jesse Green

Jesse Green

Razor

Jesse Ames

Jesse Ames

Veronica

Miranda Bonetwig

Miranda Bonetwig

Rosalis

Andrew Baltes

Andrew Baltes

Rathbone / Mime

Josh Suire

Josh Suire

Leo's Twin Brother

Chris Seaver

Chris Seaver

Jock de Queaf

A.J. Stabone

A.J. Stabone

Werewolf (Uncredited)

Jessica Stephens

Jessica Stephens

Jessey

Introduction

In this latest movie review, we dive deep into Taintlight (2009), exploring its intricate plot and standout performances that have everyone talking.

The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.

🛑 Story ExplainedSpoiler Warning

Our story explained section breaks down the complex narrative of Taintlight. The full story follows a progression that challenges typical tropes, leading to a climax that requires careful analysis.

🏆 Final Verdict

5 / 5 Stars

A triumphant piece of cinema that blends gripping narrative with breathtaking visuals.

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